SlackLog

Your journey to enlightened apathy

Current Slacker Status

🛋️

Couch Potato

Just getting started on your journey to doing absolutely nothing.

Slacker Tier System

🛋️ Couch Potato 0+ minutes
☁️ Daydream Dominator 30+ minutes
🐌 Speedless Wonder 100+ minutes
🧘‍♂️ Enlightened Apathetic 300+ minutes
👑 Slack Lord 1000+ minutes

Your Last 5 Affirmations

No affirmations yet. Go get reminded to care!