SlackOff™ Merch Store
"Where ambition goes to die in style."
🛍️ Express Your Inner Sloth
Finally, something tangible to wear while you avoid replying to emails and wonder why your boss is in another "Vision Alignment Sprint" meeting.
Hard Stop at 10AM Hoodie
For people who peak in the morning and disappear by lunch. Pre-shrunk for maximum comfort during Zoom calls with camera off.
$42.00
Productivity Is a Scam Mug
Perfect for sipping burnt office coffee while rage-scrolling LinkedIn. Holds 11oz of disappointment.
$18.00
CEO of Naps Hat
Corporate enough to wear to Zoom. Ironic enough to avoid promotion. One size fits most levels of exhaustion.
$25.00
Do Less Tee
The unofficial SlackOff uniform. Comes pre-shrugged. Warning: May cause spontaneous napping.
$22.00
Sloth Supreme Sticker Pack
12 waterproof stickers featuring our mascot in various states of existential dread. Perfect for laptops you never open.
$8.00
"Meeting Could've Been an Email" Notepad
50 sheets of premium paper for writing down things you'll immediately forget. Includes pre-written excuses on every page.
$12.00
🚀 Coming Soon to Our Shopify Store
We're still too lazy to set up the actual store, but when we do, you'll be the first to know! Join our email list below to get notified when you can finally purchase physical manifestations of your productivity rebellion.
(Translation: We're working on it, but probably taking a nap first.)
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